The Diet Coke Dilemma

I drink Diet Coke. I love it. I think it's the 2006 version of the nectar of the Gods, and I don't care what anyone thinks.

Something that has always annoyed me is when people say things like "Uh, if you're gonna eat THAT, what's the point of ordering a DIET Coke?"

Who cares? I mean, seriously? Who cares WHY someone else drinks Diet Coke? What damn difference does it make? Seriously? I WANT TO KNOW!!

I'll tell you what...I like Diet Coke. I don't like regular Coke. When I do happen to drink a regular Coke, which is usually when I have ordered a Diet Coke somewhere and some dipshit gave me regular Coke instead, I can AUTOMATICALLY tell the difference. They just don't taste the same. and I swear that I can feel the sugar eating holes into my teeth with every little sip that I take of the regular sugar-laden Coke. Seriously, regular Coke makes my teeth HURT. Maybe they are phantom pains, I do not know. I don't really care. but I'm NOT going to drink something that makes my teeth hurt!

So, shut the hell up already with the whole "What's the point of drinking DIET Coke?" crap, people. Drink whatever the hell you want and leave me and the rest of the Diet Cola addicts of the world the hell alone.